The Amandanites

Today I told my new roommate I was going to the Amanda Knight building to work on stuff.

She thought I said the "amandanite" building....Like a building full of Amandanites.

She was like, "Did I miss that part in the Book of Mormon?"

I thought it was comical.

Girls: We Are Doomed

Apparently we have two choices: graphic design or marriage. think of the girls you know who didn't make it into the program, are they married? probably. Meredith, Emily White, Becca, Katie, married. Jenny, Libby, Tara, Angie, Ashley, single. Even Julia, a newlywed, only made it a few days before she quit. We will need to get a count from the new Juniors to confirm my theory, but I'm pretty sure it will be consistent. We are married to our work, girls, get used to some long lonely nights.

http://www.goodmagazine.com/section/Features/the_mormons_are_coming